For Ladies Only: Let’s Talk About Vagina Health

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For Ladies Only: Let’s Talk About Vagina Health

I saw a post that says women should put garlic inside the vagina to take away the smell. That it was healthy. I was like, why don’t we just add soy sauce, lime, ginger, fresh thyme, parsley, carrot, quartered celery, chicken and make a proper vagina broth?

Men, women, culture, manufacturers of beauty products and even celebrities continue to make us believe how the vagina is a foul, dirty, unholy thing. They say douche, consecrate, wash with this and that product, anoint, cook / steam it, insert this, make it squeaky clean, tikitiki… All these they believe is supposed to improve the sex game, boost confidence, make women more hygienic.

One bobo who was asking me out and from nowhere asked me whether I knew what a “vagina wash” was. I didn’t know. 

He went into a 7 minutes explanation of how he can suck vagina. (Insert soundtrack) How it was important for women to have their vaginas scenting like mango, oranges, banana, any fruit / flavour THEIR MEN liked.

Well, the vagina says I should tell you that it doesn’t need any help, it is pretty good at cleaning itself. Just wash with water, don’t wash like you are scrubbing beans for moi moi. Don’t dry with towel please, and let it breath. A guy that will give you head will honestly not care whether you taste like fruit salad.

Always remember

Vaginal discharge is normal.

Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary.

Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear.

Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine).

A man’s sperm CAN throw off your PH balance and also change the smell of your vagina

It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to.

STOP douching and washing your vagina with Bath&Body works, and Victoria secret. They not healthy for the vagina.

If your vagina stinks or your discharge stink and has a colour than go see a gynaecologist and stop trying to blame cause you stink.

Do not use soap in your vagina.

COTTON panties ladies. Wearing silk, satin and lace seven days a week will affect you.

Yeast infections are COMMON!!!

Stop sprinkling powder on your lady bits, stop IMMEDIATELY! Talcum causes cancer.

The vagina cleans itself.

The best you can do to clean the vagina is to leave it alone.

Let it breath. 

3 thoughts on “For Ladies Only: Let’s Talk About Vagina Health

  1. “…go see a gynaecologist and stop trying to blame cause you stink” this point doesnt really make sense .. blame what exactly… the vagina it self or? Can someone clarify for me

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