Studies Show That Eating Pussy Prevents Cancer

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Studies Show That Eating Pussy Prevents Cancer

Here’s an appetizing fact for a Tuesday morning…

Did you know that eating a vagina could save you from fatal diseases such as cancer and heart disease?

And with serious illness spreading at an endemic pace, medical experts have been under the gun to find cures or at least treatments for the ever- growing list of ailments plaguing the human race.

Enter the vagina. No, seriously, do it. According to research that was conducted in the State University of New York, the most important meal for a man is a vagina, unless of course you’re Michael Douglas, who famously blamed his throat cancer on cunnilingus.

Cancer preventing hormones such as DHEA and Oxytocin flourish during cunnilingus, and therefore during the act, both the recipient and the performer are actively battling carcinogenic toxins. It’s a win-win.

So next time you dive deep know that you are potentially shrinking tumors, fighting malignancy, and staving off a slow, painful death.

So eat that shit like it owes you money! Remember—you’re fighting cancer!

Research has pointed to the sedative and relaxing effect of oxytocin and other endorphins released during orgasm, which is why masturbation is a great way to deal with stress.

The study also also found that orgasms relieve migraines!

And there’s good news for you fellas, too! Well, maybe not Kanye West, but for any man who does enjoy when his lady gets up in that ass, there’s hard evidence to suggest that prostate massage in men actually reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

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But back to women. Massaging our prostates yields beaucoup benefits as well. G spot stimulation cleanses the urethra and can also PREVENT UTI’s (Urinary Tract Infections).

So ladies gladly allow your men to eat you up.

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